The Crib: A Blog for New Parents

A little girl in Kindergarten, came home from school one day, and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today."

The mother, more than a little taken aback, asked uneasily, "That's interesting. How do you make babies?"

"It's really easy," replied the little girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

First Baby

A guy calls the hospital.

He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"

The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?"

He says, "No! This is her husband!"

Baby Trouble

Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you’re the father of twins."

"What a coincidence" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You sir, are the father of triplets."

"Wow, that’s really an incredible coincidence “he answered“. I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."

An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back, this time she turn to the 3rd man - who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets.

Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't tell me, another coincidence?" asked the nurse. After finally regaining his composure, he said "I don't believe it; I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the 4th guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.

When he was finally able to speak, they could hear him whispering repeatedly the same phrase over and over again.

"I should have never taken that job at 7-Up..."

"I should have never taken that job at 7-Up..."

"I should have never taken that job at 7-Up..."